A lawyer, a doctor and a management consultant were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.
The lawyer says: "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want to divorce, there are a number of complex legal problems to resolve and it will probably be very expensive."
The doctor says: "It's better to have a wife because the sense of security and well being lowers your stress and your blood pressure and is good for your health."
The management consultant says: "You're both wrong. It's best to have both so that when your wife thinks you're with your mistress, and your mistress thinks you're with your wife -- you can go to the office and get some work done. (This joke works regardless of gender)
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