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This is The Way We Do Things

Posted By Mark Haas CMC FIMC, Friday, March 13, 2009
A man walked into a management consultant's office and inquired about the rates for undertaking an assignment.
 
"Well, typically we scope, structure and plan the assignment in advance, and charge $50,000 (plus sales tax and expenses) for three questions", replied the consultant.
 
"Isn't that ridiculously expensive?" asked the man.
 
"Yes," the consultant replied, "and what was your third question?"

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